This is coming to you *live* from Dee Why. Our early Saturday morning conversation, pre-coffee.
Me: Â Â Do you want coffee? Or is that a stupid question?
Him: Â Â I’m going to the bathroom.
Me (news broadcaster voice): Â Â Woot Woot, Bramman is going to the bathroom! Â ***CENSORED CLUE***
Him: Â Â That’s how you will know if aliens have ever replaced me.
Me: Â Â …
– He goes to the bathroom –
– I run after him –
Me (exasperated): Â Â If aliens ever replaced you? Why? Have you read my book? Are you giving me spoilers? Are aliens replacing Billy?
Him (serious): Â Â No, I just think about that sometimes.
Me: Â Â About what?
Him: Â Â How I would know if aliens had replaced you. And how you could know if they replaced me.
He then proceeds to list, in detail, the ***CENSORED*** clues as to how we would find out. While I crawl hunched over the floor. Laughing. Like, seriously writhing in pain from laughing.
That, my dear friends, is the awesomeness of being married to Bram.
PS: Sorry guys, I am under strict instructions not to list the clues. They are censored for ‘security purposes’.